If you procrastinate, you can fail a class. If you fail a class, you get held back. If you get held back, you end up being older than your girlfriend. If you’re older than your girlfriend, you can be labeled as a pedofile. If you get labeled as a pedofile, people report you. If people report you, you go to jail. If you go to jail, you drop the soap. If you drop the soap, you have no will to live. And if you have no will to live, you die. Don’t die. Don’t procrastinate.